A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...