Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...