Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!