Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...