Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...