A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The politically correct Christmas
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Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...