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What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...