When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...