What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.