Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...