Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...