Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...