What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Going crazy with confusion
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The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
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Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
My daughter is your reward
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