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Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Measuring Monkey
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Mailman Here?
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Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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Redneck Census Form!
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A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...