A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...