At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister