The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!