Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...