Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...