Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...