How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...