What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.