Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...