Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...