How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...