Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...