Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...