How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
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Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
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If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Why do women get PMS?
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Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
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