Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...