Emersom
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Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...