Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!