Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...