First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...