I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
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The Ocotpus!
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Where does Peter Pan eat?
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I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
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