Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...