Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...