No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....