Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...