Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...