Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...