Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...