My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...