Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...