Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!