What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...