Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!