Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...