Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...