Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...