Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...