Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...